Mrs. Jones posted what she was going to do tonight, so I decided I would mimic her post.
What am I, Shannon Wright going to do tonight:
1. Die a very painful death from a rare disease called tomuchstudyingitis.
Its going to be lots of fun, NOT.
2. Try to read at least a page from my Autobiography of Anthony Kedis and a page of the journals from Kurt Cobain(aka. a genius, his reputation is close to god, I would think). I doubt this will happen though, because reading from these two great works of literature would fall under the catagory of enjoyment and unfortunately thats not allowed in your junior year.
3. Drink an average of about fifteen cups of coffee, i'll be so shaky from it, I bet i'll look like a cup of jello.( i.e. caffeine makes you shaky, is that how you spell caffeine?)
4. Sleep for thirty minutes with my chemistry book and grammer notes under my head, so I can absorb the magnificent knowledge flowing out of the page through osmosis. (its not been disproven:)
5. Stop blogging, so I can actually do the above four.
P.S. Everyone will do the most fantastic job tomorrow, so good luck:)
Shannon, are you making up diseases again?
ReplyDeleteThis is a wonderful example of what we literary geniuses call "hyperbole." You my dear Shannon are a master at it.
ReplyDeletehahahahahh, I am making up diseases, oh and this is cohesive with your comment Mrs. Jones,
ReplyDeleteyesterday after I told destiny that she was going to get a flesh eating disease from scratching her shot wound thing, whatever you call it, I actually got the whole side of that classroom to believe that there was actually a flesh eating disease going around and if they were not careful they would get it. Somehow they didnt note the sarcasm in my voice!
Wooohooo, im a master at hyperboles!
heyyyy, i take offence to that. i knew you were being sarcastic!
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